[Intro]
Was it worth it?
No, it wasn't

[Verse 1]
Imagine my shock when I looked at my phone
And I looked at the clock, you were so far from home
Driver, oh, driver
Why'd you do what you do?
My stomach is screaming
This poem is for you

[Chorus]
To the one who stole my Postmates
Was the bite worth the thrill?
To the one who stole my buds taste
Was the rush worth the kill?

[Post-Chorus]
Was it worth it?
No, it wasn't

[Verse 2]
I watched you get closer
Then you made a wrong turn
Red Rover, come over
It's you that I yearn
Driver, oh, driver
Are you riding a bike?
I'm a Postmates survivor
Going hungry tonight
[Chorus]
To the one who stole my Postmates
Was the bite worth the thrill?
To the one who stole my buds taste
Was the rush worth the kill?

[Bridge]
Did you know it the whole time?
Before you crossed the god damn line
Did you know it the whole time?
That for dinner you'd have crime

[Chorus]
To the one who stole my Postmates
I hope the bite was worth the thrill
To the one who stole my buds taste
I hope the rush was worth the kill

[Post-Chorus]
Was it worth it?
No, it wasn't
At least not for me