[Verse 1]
If I drive to your spot and my **** spilled out of my cherry top
And apologize for a lot, would you like that, would you like that?
If I sat on your couch and I cried my pretty little blue eyes out
Beggin', "Baby, please, take me back"
(Imagine)

[Chorus]
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night
Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you
Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I could never love somebody new
'Cause no one tastes quite like you do
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[Verse 2]
If I saved the date and I pulled up on your wedding day
With a megaphone sayin', "Call it off", in a white dress, would you like that?
If you said, "I forgive, you were right, I was stupid
I'm just a girl, without you I'm useless
I'm small, I'll be weak, only cry once a week"
And I swear that I would never, ever, ever cheat
Again
[Chorus]
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night
Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you
Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I could never love somebody new
'Cause no one tastes quite like you do
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[Post-Chorus]
(You'd like that, wouldn't you?)
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
(You'd like that, wouldn't you?)

[Bridge]
Honey, it's pathetic
And I need you to know
The thought of gettin' back together
Makes me wanna die alone

[Pre-Chorus]
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I cut my heart out of my chest
And bled out in my living room
Yeah, you're sick and you'd like that
[Chorus]
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
I bet you'd probably touch yourself at night
Thinkin' I'm thinkin' of you
Yeah, you'd like that, you'd like that
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
If I could never love somebody new
And no one tastes quite like you do
You'd like that, wouldn't you?