[Intro]
"Chaos in the streets of Detroit, we have your one witness"
"Yo, man, I was just in the bathroom taking a crap, you know what I'm saying, and these Skibidi crackheads came up out of the toilet! Singing some 'skibidi-doo-dah skibidi-ay'"
(Yo, uh)

[Verse 1]
First they came from the toilet in someone's home
Then at the Longhorn singing shit
People is like "What is this? This some trouble shit"
It wouldn't be long before humans go extinct, RIP (Uh, uh, uh)

Toilet guys with demon Arab eyes, yuh
Big old smile, coming to take your life, yuh
They only die when you flush 'em down, why is
This the kind of content they showing to your child?

[Pre-Chorus]
The song will start to play
The guy pokes his head out of the tray
The plungers come out, you'll die today
There's nothing but guys, I guess we're gay
(Uh, uh)

[Chorus]
Skibidi I'm inside your toilet, and it's time for war
Skibidi I'm inside your toilet, Cameramen must go
Skibidi I'mma fuck up your TV and stereo
Skibidi my nucka, yippity-ki-oh
[Verse 2]
Mutated from waste of you, they say
When your growling belly needs to poop it's their genesis
Post-apocalyptic toilet wars can get messy
Still, the biggest piece of shit of all's Lionel Messi

P-P-P-Pop up into daylight, jiving for insane fights
Starting up shit, but saying they just fighting for the same rights
Want to cut the pay hikes and lower Charmin price
Bombing us, but just hang tight, we spraying 'em with Ajax

[Pre-Chorus]
The song will start to play
The shitheads come out, it's time to pray
The Bible tells of the end of days
And only the ones that flush are saved
(Uh, uh)

[Chorus]
Skibidi I'm inside your toilet, and it's time for war
Skibidi I'm inside your toilet, Cameramen must go
Skibidi I'mma fuck up your TV and stereo
Skibidi my nucka, yippity-ki-oh
Skibidi I'm inside your toilet, and it's time for war
Skibidi I'm inside your toilet, Cameramen must go
Skibidi I'mma fuck up your TV and stereo
Skibidi my nucka, yippity-ki-oh
[Outro]
Uh-oh
It's KS Prime (Drinking hella gay Prime)
Let's go-o-o
We'll make 'em all cry
(Skibidi I'mma fuck up your TV and stereo)