[Spoken Intro]
Hey, how you doing? Um, I'm over in Canada at the moment, so I thought I'd write a little letter home, and do it in the form of a rap. I was gonna record this out in the street like a sick cunt, but it's way too fucking cold out there. It's ridiculous. So I just did it in my hotel. Hope you don't mind. Hope you don't mind the sound quality. You know, that's just how it is

[Verse]
Ayy ayo, what up, lords?
I guess it's been a long time between pub crawls
This is like a little letter home of some sort
So just thought I'd write to let you know what's happened on tour
'Cause ever since I stepped up out my front door
With my passport everything has been much more
Weird, well like, weirder than once thought
Thought I'd do a couple shows to an audience of fuck all
This Cool J comp was pretty hardcore
They called me name, I couldn't figure who was stunned more
Stood there looking shocked, like "I won, woah"
So fuck, thank you for all the support
It seems so damn crazy to believe, yo
I be goin' on a late night TV, neato
Jimmy Kimmel, shit man, it's heaps dope, please know
That I ain't just doing it for me though
Uh, so many timezones in my iPhone
I'm tired though, I can sleep on the flight home
Eight ribs and crayfish, paid tips
And everything comes with chips, but over here they say crisps
I'm tryna watch my thighs from the waffle frier
They're mortified when I order a smaller portion size
Cross the borderline north, and although it's warm inside
No porky pies, outside it is minus fourty-five
Walk around with gloves and a numb face
Fuck sake, other day I swear I heard this cunt say
"Ooh, it's warming up, uh" Depends on where you're from though
Walked over snow in Texas and Toronto
My homies went to check Niagra Falls
I thought I'd more relax and record a rap before they're back
It's awesome as, but I guess I felt sorta wack
Tryna get my US quarter back from the laundromat
In Canada, with different coins and that
[Spoken Interlude]
Goddamit, bruh. I felt stupid actually. I just gotta say I really miss my mates, and I miss my family. And I even miss you Jed, you little fucker. And happy birthday to my brother who's taller than me, which is annoying actually

[Verse (Continued)]
Yo, I'll be home eventually
Playing Xbox with friends and we can hit the weed
We played the day I left, but I did not accept defeat
So I flew around the world with this long as fuck extension lead
A lot of yanks got respect and compliments
For the Boba Fett, but I did not forget to shop for bobbleheads
Whole thing's been ill, surreal as fuck
It's wicked, and plus Sizzle's been killin' them cuts
Been just over a week since we jumped a plane and flew
Hoped off in Adelaide, made a favourite friend
Anyway, I should it wrap it up, that's all I should
Yours faithfully, Seth, everyday's a good day

[Spoken Outro]
Peace. Hey, um, I'ma see you guys real soon. I'll be home for Groovin the Moo, and then we'll do Dear Science, and fuckin' hang out, and um, yeah, fucking love you guys. Peace