You wanna see a dead body
Drake wore a dead muppet to a party
All swag hands in his pockets looking all sad
But somewhere out there's a naked Wookie who is more sad
I grew up as a vegan I got ridiculed
In middle school lunchbox tofu & vegetables
If you're a vegan that's cool man, good for you
But don't try to preach while you're still wearing leather shoes
I wear so many hats that I don't have hair
This is cat's hair that's just attached to my hat there
I heard they might be trying to hideaway Rubiks
And I'd be quite ashamed too with that Michael Bay movie
I taught myself the alphabet from eating canned soup
And during dinner time I would practice
Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A
Damn I got it backwards
I was on a farm got hungry cause I'd been smoking
Ate a spoonful of this, cause I thought it was Greek yogurt
I spat it out I honestly wasn't a huge fan
I was like fuck you man & walked out of the dude ranch
I'm board of hoverboards between you & I
So rapping about Delorean doors are just suicide
And if you figured out that line well shit, thanks a lot
You follow the plot & you get more props than Carrot Top
Shit I'm sorry Mr Scott D if this seems a little cocky
But if you order this then honestly why the fuck are you drinking coffee
I cheat at scrabble for that triple letter word score
And try to sneak in made up words like surfbort
People say i'm just a lonely rapper
Friday nights alone they call my phone but no one answers
It's cause my phone is broken plastic
Since I saw a photograph of Tony Abbott on my phone & smashed it
No wonder I'm going batshit
In the mansion trying to catch feral cats with mouse traps
Food on my face can't remember where my mouths at
Eating skittles & Anzac biscuits out of Pharelles hat
I'm just spitting free's mostly
In between the weed coffee & the chicken cheese toasties
I'm sick emcee homie gimme a minute & Pilot Ball
Pen & I could crush em like 60 seconds till titanfall