(Verse 1)
Chicken noodle thermos
Parka marching out the army surplus
Over thermals over thermals over thermals over thermals, look
Owl on my shoulder, initials on the katana
Whispering something wicked through a moisture-wicking balaclava
Not a cop in sight
Not a watt of light in the fog
Silent night to god almighty just from lighting cigars
Not a creature is stirring to purging lightning from the eye on my palm
Wide as long as y’all can die and re-spawn
Still going, if only a vehicle for merino wool
Who volunteer to wake to St. Bernards for the foreseeable, I’m
Edumacated on every threat in thе trade
Started checking thе checker for any legerdemain
Caught ‘em fudging the numbers and hiding birds in they coat
Burning phones and computers inside a circle of stones
When policing the people is “please return to your homes”
You get a people determined to take a turn in the strobe

(Chorus)
I found something in the woods I wanna show you
It just might change how you float around the O2
You was like OK bet
Drove 20 minutes, (drove for 20 minutes)
Looked for 30 seconds, said “can I get a witness”
Went home different
Went home different
(Verse 2)
2 pair of socks under reindeer mukluks
Aiming to keep 10 pigs awake in the tundra
Plaza to plaza thermometer going nuh-uh
My posse out of pocket on some occupy the umbra
If it’s under freezing I don’t even wanna know a number
Just show me to the rolling thunder, wubba, wubba, wubba
Today a mall cop told me I should get a life…

Double black diamond, a pirate to private property
Lion-hearted pioneer of high Garbology
First archer to set the firestarter oxen free
Defending some forgotten block of uncommon geometry
Before they fixed the road there used to be this bump to bump
I guess in ’97 so and so did such and such, in Timbs on someone else’s board
Tell the story, spread the lore
It’s epic to a people who would rather push than teleport

(Chorus)
I found something in the woods I wanna show you
It just might change how you float around the O2
You was like OK bet
Drove 20 minutes, (drove for 20 minutes)
Looked for 30 seconds, said “can I get a witness”
Went home different
Went home different
(Verse 3)
Get your wig in the wind
Get a feel for the traffic, whether it’s static or speedy
Whether it’s real or imagined
The colder the weather the realer the magic
At least that’s how it feels when it happens, ok
Raiders of the roads and parking lots of greater Carcasonne
Canis Lupis carcass on
Take me to your garlic knots
Coffin through the cars, I’m a part of a larger carpet bomb
Still partial to the wrong crowd, sorry mom
Wander eden, not a meter predetermined
Turn a curb into an evening, that’s the key to freezerburning
I’m freezerburning, sweat a boiling ocean early Feb
My coaches told me "don’t come home with out the serpents head,"
I told em "hold my turkey leg
Point me at a pitchfork,"
Brought the trophy home and took the poultry back still warm
Out to flirt with hypothermia
It’s Cctv’s blurriest insurgents in your urrrea

(Chorus)
I found something in the woods I wanna show you
It just might change how you float around the O2
You was like OK bet
Drove 20 minutes, (drove for 20 minutes)
Looked for 30 seconds, said “can I get a witness”
Went home different
Went home different