[Intro]
We have with us today a man who is so much a part of the culture that he scarcely needs an introduction
Pootie Tang, good to have you here with us
[?]
Pootie Tang, you've had incredible success and you've had it in a variety of fields: music, films, martial arts, pottery
How do you do it? What makes you tick?
Well I'm a [?]
I hear that

[Verse 1: Joey Cool]
Okay
Super hella [?] swanky my persona
Catch me on the plaza with a bag when up at Kona
All black er'rythang n***a I done told you
She hooked now look caught a whiff of my aroma
I, I'ma secure me a bag
I'ma just take me a dab
Y'all are like crabs in a barrel
I'ma just sit back and laugh
I do not look to the past
I do not look through the glass
My girl more famous than me
I be like "Look at her ass"
I be like look who I'm with
I don't be takin' no shits
I do not know who's performing
I'm here to take me a pic
I'ma just hop on the stage
N***a that bitch gon' be lit
My Instagram look like a flick
Homie I'm really legit
Homie I'm really the plug
Somebody show me some love
Just let me know what you need
Music money or drugs
I might just get you a buzz
N***a pull up to the club
I be in there with the bottle girls
Ask me if I give a fuck
[Hook: Joey Cool]
I can show you how to do it (I can show you)
Hit the ground running keep it moving (keep it moving)
I can teach you 'bout the levels (I can teach you)
Gotta keep it swanky I be grooving ( I be grooving)
I might DIBKIS on a bitch ( I might DIBKIS)
Learn about a n***a that's the movement (that's the movement)
Time to take control and be a boss (be a boss)
I can show you how to do it (I can show you)

[Bridge: JL]
How you got these bitches on your dick (on your dick)
Why you n***as always got it lit (always got it lit)
Why you keep it swanky all the time (all the time)
What the hell be going through your mind (through your mind)

[Verse 2: Joey Cool]
Somebody pour me some champagne
I'm try'na take me a sip
I just [?] campaigns
I'm try'na take me a trip
I'm gonna listen to 2 Chainz
Doors open in the whip
See pretty girls like trap music
And I keep a pretty bitch
I ain't never did it y'all way
I was posted in the hallway
Started out in the Wal-Marts
Upgraded to the [?]
Upgraded now it's all day
Upgraded fuck what y'all say
Try'na play me like we fallen out
N***a it's gon' be a long day
I got bars for the rap heads
I got bars for the trap heads
Rock star got a high life
N***a I go raw for them crackheads
I can show you how to do shit
I can show you how to move shit
I can show you how to smarten up
Dumb n***as actin' clueless
[Hook: Joey Cool]
I can show you how to do it (I can show you)
Hit the ground running keep it moving (keep it moving)
I can teach you 'bout the levels (I can teach you)
Gotta keep it swanky I be grooving ( I be grooving)
I might DIBKIS on a bitch ( I might DIBKIS)
Learn about a n***a that's the movement (that's the movement)
Time to take control and be a boss (be a boss)
I can show you how to do it (I can show you)

[Bridge: JL]
How you got these bitches on your dick (on your dick)
Why you n***as always got it lit (always got it lit)
Why you keep it swanky all the time (all the time)
What the hell be going through your mind (through your mind)