[BOB MACKIE]
There ain't nothing I can do
Or nothing I can say
I love when clothes surprise me

[LADY]
But I'm gonna do
Just what I want to anyway
Who cares what standards and practices say?

[BOB MACKIE, spoken]
Bring forth my dressers!

[LADY]
If I should take a notion
To jump into the ocean
Ain't nobody's business if I do

If I go to church on Monday
After doing the show on Sunday
Ain't nobody's business if I do

[BOB MACKIE]
This I learned, as I grew older
Always show a perfect shoulder
[BABE]
Ain't nobody's business if I do

[STAR]
Smart and chic
Yeah, that's the ticket!
Take your smart and chic, and stick it!

[BOB MACKIE & STAR]
Ain't nobody's business if we do

[STAR, spoken]
Oh, honey!

[LADY]
I swear I won't yell at you, sir
If the censor complains my program, sir
Ain't nobody's business if I do

[Instrumental]

[ENSEMBLE & LADY]
Ain't nobody's business
No, nobody's business
Ain't nobody's business
If I do
[ENSEMBLE, (LADY)]
Ain't nobody's business (Nobody's business)
Ain't nobody's business (Ain't nobody's business)
Ain't nobody's business

[ENSEMBLE & LADY]
If I do!