You see, I always thought of myself as a VCB
A Very Clean Boy
But that afternoon, coming home from school
I guess things were different

I'm playin' in the playground
My hands are all dirty, dirty
My mama says, "Wash your hands!"
But I'm not feelin' like I want to

I turn on the faucet
And use the warm water
Then, I get my hands all soapy
And now they're good (now they're good)
And now they're nice (now they're nice)
Now they're clean

Everybody, wash your hands
Lather up, lather up
Lather up
Nice 'n' clean

Everybody, wash your hands
Lather up, lather up
Lather up
Nice 'n' clean
Wait a minute, P?
Did you wash your hands before touching these keyboards?
(Yes)
Did you?
(No)
All right, man, you gotta go do that!

[Water running]

See? Now, we can play

Everybody, wash your hands
Lather up, lather up
Lather up
Nice 'n' clean

Everybody, wash your hands
Lather up, lather up
Lather up
Nice 'n' clean