[Verse 1]
I met this real cool dude today
Looking like Jack Palance
He said "I wanna get through to you
And help you find your talent"

[Verse 2]
He said that if I had a certain style
The stuff would start to happen
He said that soon he was going away
'Cause he's a major talent

[Chorus]
Talent, fighting on the east side
Talent, taking on the west side
Talent, fucking up the north side
He's a major talent

[Chorus]
Talent, fighting on the east side
Talent, taking on the west side
Talent, fucking up the north side
He's a major talent
I don't know

[Verse 3]
I said that he was getting through to me
And I would take his challenge
And maybe soon I'll be going away
Cause I have certain talents
[Chorus]
Talent, fighting on the east side
Talent, taking on the west side
Talent, fucking up the north side
I'm a major talent

[Chorus]
Talent, fighting on the east side
Talent, taking on the west side
Talent, fucking up the north side

[Outro]
I met this dude today
Down in the sewers of Paris
Was hiding from the sun
What a waste of talent