[Intro]
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
My father lives in Arabia
And I live right here at my school
I took his plane to Colombia
So I could sell at my school

[Chorus]
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school

[Verse 2]
My mother's glad that I am here
So she can visit my school
I can't believe she's so pretty
I'm a son of a bitch at my school

[Chorus]
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
[Verse 3]
And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor
She lives far away from the doors of my school
And often times, you know I fantasize
That I have sex with the nuns at my school

[Chorus]
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school
It's weird at my school