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Well my mother is a whore, let me tell you more
My mother did something to me
When I was 23, she spilled a cup of tea all over my knee
I said “Mother, oh my GAAAAAWD, WHAT HAVE YOU done?”
She said “Never mind son, let’s have some fun
Your pantaloon’s undone, I can see you’re well-hung”

And then she fiddled with my cords
And then she RAGHGFGFGHFHF!

My mother gummed my weapon

This is the dawning of the age of King Oedipus
King Oedipus, I need a puss
My mother’s just as good as any other
Shе drives me wild
Like a HYEEENAAA!

Goddamit! Lеt’s get hispanic!

Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, me mama es une whora
Uh-ha-ha, uh-ha-ha, me espanol es muy poor-a

Ever since I’ve been at my mother’s nipple
Guess I’ve been a dipole
Now I’m fully converted, I’m heavily perverted
Like I wanna have sex with a mutant ibex
Wanna whack my wand in the nearest pond
Wanna stick my spear in a stingray’s ear
Now my mother got jealous of my new bedfellas
Started pickin’ an argument
She said “Son, you’re bent”
So I said “RAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
She said “Don’t wanna cause offence, but you’re makin’ no sense”
I said “YARGHHHHH!!!”
She said “Don’t wanna cause friction, but where’s your diction?”
I said “YEAHHHHHHFHGHGHGGGG!!!!”
She said “Express yourself another way, we're done at your metier.”
So I shot her

As the blood spilled from her vest
She said “Son, there’ll be no more incest”
I said “I know mother, that’s why I kill ya
Preparin’ your dyin’ body for necrophilia”