CHRIST DILLINGER
KING LEOPOLD THE 2ND WAS A HOE
[Based Negative Squad tag]
It's Based Negative Squad you stupid bitch
[Christ Dillinger]
I'm sorry it took me so long to make this song
This the only beat I got saved in my phone
Turn my computer on soon as I walk in the crib
Saw Lena the Plug naked, she's mid
I be thinkin' 'bout all the shit that n***as hid
The way these n***as be lyin' to all our kids
If I had a time machine I would go back in time and make sure Leopold I never had a kid
I know this next bar is very unexpected
Left wrist look like King Leopold II
I beat the fuck outta Leopold like a pair of bongos
Big ass chain like I just colonized the Congo
N***as don't talk about how they colonized the Congo
I done took all those diamonds from the Congo
They was cuttin' n***as arms off in the Congo
And they was cuttin' off n***as feets too
Took a break from the real, but now I'm back again
Who let Leopold kill all those Africans?
That shit wasn't even a fair fight from the jump
Those n***as had spears, and he had guns
Them n***as never even had seen guns before
That shit was a really quick war
I done seen like 30 movies about Hitler
Leopold killed five times as many n***as as Hitler
CNN's always talkin' 'bout Palestine
Fox news always talkin' 'bout Ukraine
But if I mention the Congo, then I'm insane
No one on a major news network has a brain
Fuck Tucker Carlson that n***a's dumb
And while I'm at it fuck Candice Owens too
These news networks fuckin' up the election too
I wouldn't vote for either of those n***as if I was you
How the fuck you gonna tell me who I should vote for?
Belgium told the Congo who to vote for
Leopold stole billions of dollars
And U.S. presidents stealin' billions of dollars
Nobody give a fuck about the people from the Congo
That n***a took all the gold right out the Congo
That n***a killed 20 million Africans
How the fuck you kill 20 million Africans
N***as always wanna stop and talk about NATO
Belgium is the one of the founding members of NATO
As far as I'm concerned it's fuck NATO
Fuck NATO and fuck the UN too
Why they ain't teach us none of this shit in school?
Why the fuck they teach long division in school?
They be hiding world history in the books in school
Why they ain't teach us how to do our taxes in school?
N***a what the fuck is the point of the UN?
They ain't finna talk about this shit on CNN
Belgium did all that shit and they still in the UN?
If I was born in Belgium, I'd kill the government
Overthrow the government and then kill the president
I don't even know if Belgium got a president
But fuck it n***a, I said what I said
That n***a Leopold II was a villain
N***as was celebratin' soon as he was dead
Thank God that Leopold is dead
He owes all those n***as from the Congo bread
If I was from the Congo, I would beat the fuck outta Leopold
Piss on the grave of King Leopold
Dance on the grave of King Leopold
Beat that n***a up and slap the shit out 'em
Take a pic with his body and spit on him
Then send a picture of it to his children
Snatch the fuck out a n***a like Leopold
Big ass rocks on my neck like I'm Leopold
Cut a n***a arm off like I'm Leopold
Rob 10 million n***as like Leopold
Diamonds shinin' bright like I'm Leopold
Imma kill all my opps just like Leopold
Straight to Hell where they sent Leopold's soul
N***as hatin' on me like I'm Leopold
Right wrist and neck on Leopold
Kill 10 millions n***as in the Congo
I be high as fuck like Geronimo
Got on this beat just to diss King Leopold
They gon' blow up my car for making this song
They gon' hit me with the cancer gun for makin' this song
They gon' shoot me with the heart attack gun for makin' this song
They gon' blow up my house just 'cause I made this song
The Belgian government gonna send agents after me
The U.S. government sendin' agents after me
This song ain't gonna blow up because it's about the Congo
There isn't a single movie about the Congo
N***as rap about how they killin' people
They don't want to hear me rap about how they enslaved the Congo
How King Leopold enslaved the Congo
Never in my life would I go to the Congo
Those n***as whole government fucked up
The whole Congolese economy fucked up
They dollars worth .00035 of the U.S. dollar
If I was related to him, I'd be mad as fuck
If I was born in the Congo, I'd be mad as fuck
(It's Based Negative Squad you stupid bitch)
If I was from the Congo I'd be mad as fuck
How everybody in this situation mad as fuck
N***as kept the Congo until 1960
America abolished slavery in 1860
If I was headed to Belgium, I'd do a 360
Fuck Leopold, slap the fuck out that n***a
Slap the shit outta you if you fuck with him too
If I saw Leopold I would get my gun
Fuck with King Leopold, I'm not the one
I been hatin' on Leopold since 2001
That was the year I learned how to read
Fuck Adolf Hitler
Fuck Joseph Stalin
Fuck Pol Pot
Fuck Saddam Hussein
Fuck Bill Clinton
Fuck Mussolini
Fuck Muammar Gaddafi
Fuck Ivan the Terrible
Fuck Mao Zedong
Fuck Genghis Khan