[Skit 1]
Charlie, what are you barking at?
Charlie, I'm trying to sing a song, you gotta go
Charlie, go

[Intro]
My mind is like a puzzle or a Rubik's Cube
But figuring me out is something that you shouldn't do
Because my thoughts are locked inside a padded room
And if these padded walls could talk, I'd surely be doomed
Let's go
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Verse 1]
Well, trouble's what they've told me since the day I was born
Evil's what they've stamped upon my hospital forms
I tried to choke my mom with my umbilical cord
The doctor was too busy, amputating my horns
Well, the Devil and the Lord both keep waging a war
Pulling me in opposite directions, I'm torn
A change of course, a deadly force, a terrible storm
Kicking down the Devil's door to settle the score
[Pre-Chorus]
It's over, I'm older
I'm alive, I'm sober
Believe me, I'm living
I'm happy, I'm winning

[Chorus]
Faster, faster, I am on my way straight up
This disaster, I can truly say saved us
And I know in my heart, if you reach for the stars
All the things that you dream will indeed take you far
So just hope for the best
And just say "Fuck the rest"
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Verse 2]
Well, I should've been aborted when they had their chance (Hey)
'Cause now I'm spilling venom in the ears of the class
And all the high school kids are sick of being told to relax (Fuck up)
The crazier the kid, the tighter his pants
Yeah, I'll start a revolution, bringing gothic back
I got 'em marching like an army wearing black-on-black
Out of a thousand of these motherfucking copycats
None of them can do it quite like I can
[Pre-Chorus]
It's over, I'm older
I'm alive, I'm sober
Believe me, I'm living
I'm happy, I'm winning

[Chorus]
Faster, faster, I am on my way straight up
This disaster, I can truly say saved us
And I know in my heart, if you reach for the stars
All the things that you dream will indeed take you far
So just hope for the best
And just say "Fuck the rest"

[Interlude]
I'm so tired of being sick, I'm so sick of being tired (No, no, no, no, no)
This is for everyone out there who feels like they've had enough (No, no, no)
This song is for you (No, no, no)
And your mother too

[Bridge]
"You'll never win", they said (No, no, no, no, no)
"So stop while you're ahead" (No, no, no, no, no)
And music is my love, and passion's in my blood (No, no, no, no, no)
So say what you will 'cause I just don't give a fuck (No, no, no, no, no)
[Breakdown]
So get the fuck up, go

[Chorus]
Faster, faster, I am on my way straight up
This disaster, I can truly say saved us
And I know in my heart, if you reach for the stars
All the things that you dream will indeed take you far
So just hope for the best (No, no, no, no, no)
And just say "Fuck the rest"
Hey, hey, hey, hey (and just say, "Fuck the rest")
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey (and just say, "Fuck the rest")

[Skit 2]
Charlie, Charlie, what are you barking for?
Charlie bit my finger, ouch, Charlie