Saturday Night Live
Stuck in the House
[Pete Davidson]

I'm stuck in the court and I got nothing to do
I miss my friends, they miss me too
I'm sick of watching shows and talkin' on Zoom
Hiding from my mom, so I can wack it in the bathroom
Sick of the same old questions (questions)
"How's it goin'?"
"How you livn?"
"What you bingin?"
"What's for dinner?"
Tired of the same repetition (repetition)
Grow a stash
Shave yah hair
Workout? That's for bitches
Tired of all the dumb foolery
Tired of my boys wearing all of my jewlery
Tired of sitting in the dark
Got nothing to watch, already did Ozark
Hand sanitizer is now my best friend
Usin it some muhc, it's chappin my hands
I can't wait for all of this to end
So we can go back to doing normal [CENSOR BEEP]
Stuck with my fam, I can't get out
Spent like 4 months on my couch
Running out of things to talk about
It's quarantine in my house
I'm going crazy, and crazy, and crazy
I'm going crazy, and crazy, and crazy
[Adam Sandler]

I don't do selfies, so don't even ask
Stayin in the house with an underwear mask
Playing with my dog in a baseball mit
Baking my own bread and it tastes like shit
I broke my leg 2 weeks ago
But I'm scared to go to the hospital
Never go outside because I might see my neighbor
Using both sides of my toilet paper
My wife tried to kiss me, I straight up denied her
I miss the NBA and I miss Rob Schneider
[Rob Schneider]

You can do it!

[Adam Sandler]

No!

[Rob Schneider]

Hey man, come on!

[Adam Sandler]

Had a couple guys leave food on the street
I'm too fucking bored I write my songs with leaves
[Pete Davidson]

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out
[Adam Sandler]

Just kiddin' about the wife
[Pete Davidson]
For like 2 months I've been on my couch
Runin out of things to talk about
It's quarantine in my house
I'm going crazy, and crazy, and crazy
I'm going crazy, and crazy, and crazy