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Saturday Night Live

"Stuck in the House"

(Verse 1)
[PETE DAVIDSON]
I'm stuck in the quar, got nothin' to do
I miss my friends, they miss me too
Sick of watchin' shows and talkin' on Zoom
Hiding from my mom, wackin' in the bathroom

Sick of the same old questions (questions)
How's it goin'? How you livin'? What you bingin'? What's for dinner?
Tired of the same repetition (repetition)
Grow a 'stache, shave your head, work out, that's for b*tches

Tired of all the tomfoolery
Tired of my boy who still wears all his jewelry
Tired of sittin' in the dark
Got nothin' to watch, already did Ozark
Hand sani is now my best friend (best friend)
Usin' it so much it's chappin' my hands
I can't wait for all this to end (oh, man)
So we can go back to doin' normal s---

(Chorus 1)
Stuck with my fam, I can't get out (yeah)
For like two months been on my couch
Runnin' out of things to talk about (yeah)
It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy

(Verse 2)
[ADAM SANDLER]
I'm done with selfies, so don't even ask
I'm stayin' in the house in an underwear mask
Only pet my dog with a baseball mitt
Baking my own bread and it tastes like s---

I broke my leg two weeks ago
But I'm too scared to go to the hospital
Never go outside 'cause I might see my neighbor
Using both sides of my toilet paper

Wife tried to kiss me, I straight-up denied her
Miss the NBA, and I miss Rob Schneider

(Spoken)
[ROB SCHNEIDER]
You can do it!

[ADAM SANDLER]
No!

[ROB SCHNEIDER]
Sandman, come on!

(Song)
[ADAM SANDLER]
Tell the Grubhub guy, leave food on the street
I'm so f----- bored, I'm doing songs with Pete

(Chorus 2)
[PETE DAVIDSON]
Stuck with my fam, I can't get out

[ADAM SANDLER]
Just kiddin' about da wife

[PETE DAVIDSON]
For like two months been on my couch
Runnin' out of things to talk about (yeah)
It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy

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