(Intro)
It's JP on da track
Knox Beach native

(Hook)
[PETE DAVIDSON]
Danny Trejo, Danny Trejo
I'm in everything, call me Danny Trejo
Handlebar mustache'n like Danny Trejo
My career gon' last just like Danny Trejo

(Verse 1)
If there is no Trejo
Then your movie is wacko
Like a sandwich with no mayo
Like gamblin' with no payload
Like a strip club with no ass low
Like a rhymed bit with no task though
So many credits overflowin' like a bath, ho
Spy Kids 1 and 2, and he's in 3D, ho
The Young and the Restless episodes, he did 15, ho
Heat, Con Air, Machete, and Desperado
Just a few flicks I got up my f------ arsenal
Breaking Bad, SOA, you know how it gonna go
Did a bunch of TV shows and Slayer music videos
I got my own tacos
That's right, my own tacos
They call Trejo's Tacos
That's right, Trejo's Tacos
(Hook)
Danny Trejo, Danny Trejo
I'm in everything, call me Danny Trejo
Handlebar mustache'n like Danny Trejo
My career gon' last just like Danny Trejo

(Verse 2)
[CHRIS REDD]
Danny Trejo Baywatchin' in Turks and Caicos
Takes shots like in Desperado
Dust your daughter with a runaway train, ho
Triple X, that's Trejo
Everything with a name, that's Trejo
Hey Trejo, tell me the difference between any one of these days, though
'Cause I'm drunk at brunch and lunch and breakfast
Dinner on the Zoom while I'm really playin' Tetris
Make some Trejo movies, badass scene like
I was on that bitch at the crib, Netflix
Dared a few more, I had a Christmas
I had my own spliffs, smoke a --------
Danny Trejo, a blunt, blunt, pass, leather vest
Danny Trejo

(Hook)
[PETE DAVIDSON]
Danny Trejo, Danny Trejo
I'm in everything, call me Danny Trejo
Handlebar mustache'n like Danny Trejo
My career gon' last just like Danny Trejo
(Outro)
[DANNY TREJO]
And also I got my own donut shop