[Verse 1]
I bet your mother wouldn't like me
She cooks paella, I don't like meat
That's how it began, began
Ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
I bet your father wouldn't get it
Why am I seatin', eatin' carrot
That's 'cause I'm vegan, vegan

[Pre-Chorus]
Ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Shoot me, shoot me with your jokes
Detox tea at five o'clock

[Chorus]
Baby, 'cause I'm vegan
I can't even call you honey
Every time we're having beef — is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money
'Cause the grass is always greener on the other side
Vegan
Baby, 'cause I'm vegan
Ooh-ooh-ohh

[Verse 2]
We met on tinder, it's our first date
I hoped you'd be my vegan soulmate
But it went awful, awful
Ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
I'm skinny, not 'cause I don't feel well
But you keep asking 'bout my B12, man
I've got my tofu, tofu
Ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
[Pre-Chorus]
Boom, knock-knock
Sh-sh-shoot me, shoot me with your jokes
Detox tea at five o'clock

[Chorus]
Baby, 'cause I'm vegan
I can't even call you honey
Every time we’re having beef — is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money
'Cause the grass is always greener on the other side
Vegan
Baby, 'cause I'm vegan
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Bridge]
Easy-breezy, lemon squeezy
Holy moly guacamole
Easy-breezy, lemon squeezy
Holy moly guacamole
And what about gym? What 'bout big butts?
You wanted see my proteins, so watch me going nuts

[Chorus]
Baby, 'cause I'm vegan
I can't even call you honey
Every time we're having beef — is my little suicide
Vegan
Give me ruccola, take my money
'Cause the grass is always greener on the other side
Vegan
Baby 'cause I'm vegan
Ooh-ooh-ooh