Theme Song

“Now Darnell turn that beat down!”



[Verse 1]

Before we get started

I’ll say hi my name is Martin

I go harder than The Carter

But nah, ain’t from New Orleans

I’m the real fresh prince I’ll pull Willis out a Carlton

Oops I mean a coffin, tell the haters hop off ‘em

N***as spittin’ sick shit, the flow covered in anthrax

The hottest n***a underground, I should work for Amtrak

Please don’t talk that fly shit cuz that’ll get ya mans wet

Buckshot buckshot, like the back of Pam’s neck

And Tommy still ain’t got no job

And Gina still got them lips to suck a corn off a cob

This ain’t ya average episode of “Martin and Friends”

Just sit back, press play, and let the story begin

It’s Fontane, man