[Verse 1]
Now, girl, I know you used to the same old same
But we ain't floatin' that boat, no, we ain't ridin' that train
Hop on my rocket ship and let's get outta here
Let me put a little shimmer in your atmosphere

[Verse 2]
Now let's get outta this town, outta this club
Girl, whatever you're sippin', I'ma mix it up
Take a few tick tocks off of your clock
Put a little Third Rock in your hip-hop, I got that

[Chorus]
1994
Joe Diffie comin' out my radio
I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan
So help me, girl, I'll be your pickup man
How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose?
'Bout to bust out my honky tonk attitude
A little feel good you ain't never felt before
I'm talkin' 1994, hey

[Post-Chorus]
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
[Verse 3]
Girl, don't you worry, now your ship just came in
So go on and tell your mama, tell all your friends
That your new favorite color is John Deere green
Hop in this truck AKA time machine

[Chorus]
1994
Joe Diffie comin' out my radio
I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan
So help me, girl, I'll be your pickup man
How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose?
'Bout to bust out my honky tonk attitude
A little feel good you ain't never felt before
I'm talkin' 1994, hey

[Post-Chorus]
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

[Verse 4]
Baby, if you're lookin' for a good time
Let me take you to the C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
Now, baby, let's go, holler if you're with me
Hey Joe, come on and teach us how to Diffie
[Chorus]
1994
Joe Diffie comin' out my radio
I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan
So help me, girl, I'll be your pickup man
How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose?
'Bout to bust out my honky tonk attitude
A little feel good you ain't never felt before
I'm talkin' 1994, hey

[Post-Chorus]
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie

[Outro]
Will the real Joe Diffie please stand up?