Well the Death Star's a giant dance floor
So slap Jar Jar's ass at the door
Now that the Jedi's not our downfall
Get on the dark side of my disco ball

Evil will always prevail
And who doesn't love evil females?
Dance with your light sabers out in the dark
While I shake my ass for the patriarch

It's my new groove, I'm the emperor
And I'm evil as balls
Evil makes us true adventurers
Lap dance from Darth Maul

It's my new groove, in the emperor's Death Star
It's my new groove, and it's also a meth star

Jar Jar gets me to go down
My vision's turning brown, ooh
The galaxy's melting down
A certain Lucas not a where to be found