Well I feel like a man with a load in my hands
I'm ammosexual for the big guns, baby
If gays get married, my rights gotta stand
To stroke and cock my guns, it's manly, baby!
I'll finger my trigger too
My manhood only fits the big guns, baby

When I showed her my gun
It symbolized my penis
I also grew a mustache
To clarify my manliness
But she don't wanna be here
It's okay, I fuck guns

Now I'm gonna drop D for ya, baby

(That was stupid)