[Verse 1: Jace McLain]
You need good oral skills for innuendos to succeed
If it's firm and rounded it'll come quickly indeed
If you stay abreast, oh you will have such fun
It comes together well like a weenie to the bun
Before you know it they will start spewing from your mouth
And from that point on the conversation will go south
So experiment a bit and then you will be on a roll
You gotta cover all the bases and fill up all the holes

[Chorus: Jace McLain & Rachel Ryberg]
Innuendo, Innuendo
Don't be a stiff and you'll comprehendo
Innuendo, Innuendo
You will grasp it in the end-o

[Verse 2: Jace McLain]
Innuendo's best when no one knows it's gonna come
When it penetrates the ears it might be shocking to some
Think about it long and hard, so it's easier to swallow
Avoid limp phrases so that anyone can follow
By now I hope that you have fully mounted the idea
And rest assured your skills are gonna grow over the years
Try not to use it too much, don't overdo the joke
They're not as funny when they're getting shoved right down your throat
[Chorus: Jace McLain & Rachel Ryberg]
Innuendo, Innuendo
Don't be a stiff and you'll comprehendo
Innuendo, Innuendo
You will grasp it in the end-o

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge: Jace McLain]
That joke sucks, that joke blows
Experiment a bit until you find the right joke
That joke sucks, that joke blows
There are many mass debates on a good innuendo

[Chorus/Outro: Jace McLain & Rachel Ryberg, Jace McLain]
Innuendo, Innuendo
Don't be a stiff and you'll comprehendo
Innuendo, Innuendo
You will grasp it in the end-o
Innuendo, Innuendo (Innuendo's best when you don't overdo the joke)
Don't be a stiff and you'll comprehendo
Innuendo, Innuendo (It's not as funny if it's getting shoved right down your throat)
You will grasp it in the end-o