[Verse 1: Jace McLain]
Have you ever wanted to disappear?
And climb aboard a giant spaceship flying 'round through outer space
Just imagine waking up inside a chamber
With a smile on your face (smile on your face)

[Pre-Chorus: Jace McLain]
Captain Abduction, please take me back (please take me back)
Please take me back
Oh-oh
When I see your ship, please let me in (please let me in)
Then you can begin, I'll be good so you can do your thing
So long it's been

[Chorus: Jace McLain]
Take me, it has been my dream
To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and
Hook me up to that machine
Come and abduct me, come abduct me again

[Verse 2: Jace McLain]
It feels like yesterday that they took me away
And though I couldn't walk for days, I felt A-OK
I wish they didn't let me off to be ignored
I'd rather get back on the ship and enter through the backdoor
[Pre-Chorus: Jace McLain]
Captain Abduction, please take me back (please take me back)
Please take me back
Woo-ooh
When I see your ship, please let me in (please let me in)
Then you can begin, no complaints, but I might say one thing:
Do it again!

[Chorus: Jace McLain]
Take me, it has been my dream
To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and
Hook me up to that machine
Come and abduct me, come abduct me again

[Bridge: Jace McLain]
Ba-ba-ba it's been my dream
Now, now it's happening
My butt, butt, butt, butt, butt's hangin' out
Ba-ba-ba it's been my dream
Now, now it's happening
My butt, butt, butt, butt, butt's hangin' out

[Verse 3: Jace McLain]
As they hook me up I've got a big grin on my face
Their tools start shaking a bit and then, whoo!
[Chorus: Jace McLain & Morgan Matchok, Jace McLain, Morgan Matchok]
Take me, it has been my dream
To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and (Oh)
Hook me up to that machine
And come and abduct me, come abduct me again (Oh-oh, abduct me)

[Outro: Morgan Matchok, Jace McLain]
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Ya-hoo!
Ah!
Have you ever gotten probed in the rear?