[Chorus]
Got no creativity, no creativity
We don't know anymore than just three notes
Got no creativity, no creativity
If you thought that we did, the answer's nope
Got no creativity, no creativity
We just can't seem to think cause we're on dope

[Verse 1]
This song has like three words in it 'cause I'm illiterate
But make a billion dollars in this band
And so I'll just repeat this line and then I'll make it rhyme
Our fans have really sort attention spans
We could have wrote a different part, but let's not think too hard
We gotta put this riff into its place
And even though we're middle aged, I still dress punk on stage
The makeup helps to hide my ugly face

[Chorus]
Add some backing vocals here to make it sound bigger
And also this guitar riff is a loop
We wrote this song out of thin air, but we don't even care
We're only in this for the chicks and booze

[Bridge]
Now we'll just invert the chords
It keeps us from getting bored
Now the solo's simply more of what you heard before
Solo!
[Guitar Solo]
Same melody
Same melody

[Breakdown]
This part is all dramatic like
It's time to bring down all the lights
And then scream something in the mic
While wearing this red sissy tie, and now I'll scream cause I'm so badass!

And now it is just solo me
Yeah just guitar and me
Because I am so awesome at guitar

[Chorus/Outro]
Got no creativity, no creativity
We don't know anymore than just three notes
Got no creativity, no creativity
We just can't seem to think cause we're on dope
It is hard remembering where we could end this thing (Got no creativity, no creativity, no creativity)
Our drummer says he's lost and doesn't know
Got no creativity, no creativity (Got no creativity, no creativity, no creativity)
This song should have been over long ago