[Verse 1: Kyle Thorne]
I'm giant, I'm strong and the mutant of the town
You know that I'm near when a building tumbles down
But smashing and bashing has never been my goal
Cause really, deep down I got the music in my soul

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain]
I'm the Hulk, and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh
But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Spider-Man says that I can't cause my hands will crush it flat
I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele

[Verse 2: Kyle Thorne]
So I got up the nerve and went to the music store
And they told me they'd bill me for that broken door
I tried playing one and it was going pretty bad
And expensive objects don't like me when I'm mad
What started as "Hulk strum!" devolved into "Hulk smash!"
I offered some lab coats because I had no cash
At that point I felt like my music dream was done
And for once in my life I felt like the puny one

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain]
I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh
But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Wolverine says that I can't cause my hands will crush it flat
I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele
[Bridge: Kyle Thorne]
I clear the pools when I swim
I wreck the stage when I dance
Got a lifetime ban from football
And I ripped all my leather pants
But still, I Marvel at the ukulele looking for a sign
And I know I have a song in me that's gonna smash your mind
And I'm angry and I scream and then it makes me feel so green

[Verse 3: Kyle Thorne, Kyle Thorne & Jace McLain]
Then one day I woke up and much to my surprise
There was a giant ukulele right before my eyes
With chrome plated strings and a can of super glue
Along with a Banner that said "To Hulk, Love Bruce"
Now I play through the day and I play into the night
And I play for the army whenever they stop by
So make sure you're watching when my first concert's shown
Cause I'm the most smashing ukulele player ever known

[Chorus: Kyle Thorne]
I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele, oh
But I sulk when the others tell me that I'm crazy, oh
Don't tell me that I can't or my hands will crush you flat
I'm the Hulk and I just wanna play the ukulele