[Verse 1: Jace McLain]
Please come in and sit down
And don't mind the messy house
My friends have some troubles
They don't like to clean up stuff
Don't touch that! I mean they
Don't want those hair clippings
To be messed with, and those stains on
The carpet just won't come out
The markings and calls adorning all of my walls
Are by my buddies, with markers, except when the words are red

[Chorus: Jace McLain & Kyle Thorne]
You may not see, but I've got many friends
I've got so many friends
Why don't you meet my friends? (Not crazy!)
You don't believe, but I've got many friends
I've got so many friends
Why can't you see my friends? (Not crazy!)

[Post-Chorus: Jace McLain]
They whisper to me
They encourage me
They understand me
They command me
They confide in me
They revitalize me
They understand me
They command me
[Verse 2: Jace McLain]
They like to take photos
Yeah, most are of females while they're sleeping
It's artful to take scissors and cut out their eyes
Don't mind the doll heads
And limbs with red paint and knives stuck in them
That's one of their hobbies I can't explain
Don't touch those bags, my friends would probably get mad
But you'll soon know why they're needed
It's time to take out the trash

[Bridge: Jace McLain]
My friends are here, they're always here
Now I can hear them up in here
My friends are here, they're always here
Now I can hear them up in here
My friends are here, they're always here
And when they're here, I have no fear
(Get me out of this labyrinth in my brain!)

[Chorus: Jace McLain & Kyle Thorne]
You don't believe, but I've got many friends
I've got so many friends
Why don't you meet my friends? (Not crazy!)
You may not see, but I've got many friends
I've got so many friends
Why can't you see my friends? (Not crazy!)
[Post-Chorus: Jace McLain]
They whisper to me
They encourage me
They understand me
They command me
They confide in me
They revitalize me
They understand me
They command me
They whisper to me
They encourage me
They understand me
They command me