Hello my name is Michael Bay
See my films to watch some things explode
It makes for a good show (come watch some things explode)
I don't have a plot, but that's alright
I use 3-D to make these things come to life
Each film is a huge smash hit
With the budget we've got people fix their eyes glued to the screen

People watch every time
I throw in more CG
Even though the script's not great
You'll see it at the theater
People watch every time
I throw in more CG
I throw in more CG
And you will see it at the theater

Been looking forward to my paycheck
From my brand new box office smash
I will never fall
There's nothing good here except for
A million special effects
That's my plan

People watch every time
I throw in more CG
Even though the script's not great
You'll see it at the theater
People watch every time
I throw in more CG
I throw in more CG
And you will see it at the theater
They say I only think in just box office numbers
And yeah, that's true
Though I will sometimes wonder
Should I make a real plot?
Should I tell a good story?
That's not what they want
When people go see a movie, oh

People watch every time
I throw in more CG
Even though the script's not great
You'll see it at the theater
People watch every time
I throw in more CG
I throw in more CG
And you will see it at the theater