[Verse 1]
Dear nudist
What have you got to say?
Dear nudist
Greet the band new day
The sun is bright and in my eyes
But that's not why I'm going blind
Dear nudist
You look cheeky today

[Verse 2]
Dear nudist
You're corrupting the youth
Dear nudist
That's the naked truth
But though it's not a pretty sight
At least I know if it's cold outside
Dear nudist
Cannot bear to put on shoes

[Bridge]
Don't look down, down (Don't look down, down, down, down, down)
(Don't look down, down, down, down, down)
Don't look down, down, down (Don't look down, down, down, down, down)
(Don't look down, down, down, down, down)
Don't look down there
[Verse 3]
Dear nudist
Got exposed on TV
Dear nudist
He was hangin' free
His wardrobe has a full supply
Of birthday suits and matching ties
Dear nudist
Don't you let me see your smile

[Verse 4]
Dear nudist
He's outside everyday
Dear nudist
Whether sun or rain
Thе sun is up, it's half past noon
And yet I see a great full moon
Dear nudist
It's so hard to look away