Eric Idle
I’m All Alone
[ARTHUR]
I'm all alone
All by myself
There is no one here beside me
I'm all alone
Quite, all alone
No one to comfort me or guide me

Why is there no one here with me
On the long and winding road
To lift my heavy load?
If there were someone here with me
How happy I would be
But I'm alone
Quite all alone
All by myself
I'm all alone

[ARTHUR]
I'm all alone

[Patsy]
He's all alone

[Arthur]
All by myself
[Patsy]
Except for me

[Arthur]
I cannot face tomorrow

[Patsy]
He cannot face it

[Arthur]
I'm all alone

[Patsy]
Though I am here

[Arthur]
So all alone

[Patsy]
So very near

[Arthur]
No one to share my sorrow

[PATSY]
You know, it seems quite clear to me
Because I'm working class
I am just the horse's ass
He sells me down the river
So what am I, chopped liver?
[Arthur]
But I'm alone

[Patsy]
Oh no, you're not!

[Arthur]
So all alone

[Patsy]
I'm here you twat!

[Arthur]
All by myself
I'm all alone

[KNIGHTS]
He's all alone

[ARTHUR]
I'm all alone

KNIGHTS:
All by himself

[ARTHUR]
All by myself
[KNIGHTS]
There is no one here beside him
He's all alone

[ARTHUR]
So all alone

[KNIGHTS]
Apart from us
No one to comfort him or guide him

[ARTHUR]
Each one of us is all alone
So, what are we to do
In order to get through?
We must be lonely side by side
It's a perfect way to hide

[KNIGHTS]
We're all alone

[ARTHUR]
We're all alone

[KNIGHTS]
Yes, all alone

[ARTHUR]
So all alone...
Each by ourselves
We're all alone