Eric Idle

"f*ck the FCC"

Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge

f**k you very much the FCC
f**k you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks of f**k
So I'm really out of luck
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me

So f**k you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
So Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh
So f**k you all so very much

So f**k you very much dear Mr. Bush
For heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton and Enron, all the companies who fail
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich b*t*h, and at least she isn't male
So f**k you all so very much

So f**k you d**khead Mr. Cheney too
f**k you and f**k everything you do
Your pacemaker must be a fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart
And as for Condoleezza, she's an intellectual tart
So f**k you all so very much
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