Eric Idle
Finland/Fisch Schlapping Dance
[COMPANY]
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!
[MAYOR]
Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!
[COMPANY]
Schlip! Schlap!
[MAYOR]
Schlip-a-schlap-a vay
[COMPANY]
Schlip! Schlap!
[MAYOR]
Schlap away all day
[COMPANY]
Schlip! Schlap!
[MAYOR]
You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song
[COMPANY]
Finland, Finland, Finland
[MEN]
The country where I quite want to be
[SOLOIST 1]
Pony trekking-
[SOLOIST 2]
Or camping-
[COMPANY]
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me
[HISTORIAN, spoken]
I said, "England."
[COMPANY, spoken]
What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that