[Intro]
I'm wonderin' what kind of rut you need to be
Stuck in to be recording music review videos
I'm wonderin' what kind of rut you need to be
Stuck in to be watching music review videos

[Chorus]
I think kids that watch The Needle Drop are obnoxious snobs
Brainwashed by media and other drugs
They get off on mentally jacking off
And they talk too much about retarded stuff
And that's the kind of rut you need to get out of

[Verse 1]
You're an MK ULTRA victim
You got poison in your system
Why the fuck are you listening
To a nerd with bad opinions
You eat shit and you love it
You're a douchebag and a faggot
You have shitty taste in music
You're so ugly and fucking stupid

[Chorus]
I think kids that watch The Needle Drop are obnoxious snobs
Brainwashed by media and other drugs
They get off on mentally jacking off
And they talk too much about retarded stuff
And that's the kind of rut you need to get out of
[Verse 2]
The Needle Drop is just commercials for
Kids with parents that are divorced
They talk a lot about nothing at all
Prolly 'cause they're high on Adderall
They get fucked up the ass and love it
They have really shitty taste in music
There's nothing worse than a melophile
Except maybe a fucking pedophile

[Outro]
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!