I got this special disease
It makes it very hard for me
To understand or realize what's advertised
It makes me seem a little weird
Say things that seem a little queer
And I think too much
About this and that
And such and such

Autism in my brain
I'm special what can I say
Fluoride and cell phone rays
Radiated plastic face
Yeah y'know I got some rhythm
Maybe that's just autism
I'm a special boy what can I say

I got this special disease
It's sweeping 'cross the country
If you stare too long at computer screens
You might end up like me
Don't listen to celebrities
Don't listen to the companies
They wanna warp your mind
It happens, all the time
Autism in my brain
I'm special what can I say
Fluoride and cell phone rays
Radiated plastic face
Yeah y'know I got some rhythm
Maybe that's just autism
I'm a special boy what can I say
I'm a special boy what can I say
I'm a special boy what can I say

Autism in my brain
I'm special what can I say
Fluoride and cell phone rays
Radiated plastic face
Yeah y'know I got some rhythm
Maybe that's just autism
I'm a special boy what can I say