[Intro: Joey Bada$$]
Yo, this n***a CJ is a boo-boo ass n***a
It's all good 'cus I've seen your profile on Match.Com

[Verse 1: Joey Bada$$]
I said my feet ain't, no way near wet
But already got my sealegs
I ain't touch the sea yet, no wonder they can't C.J
Me and my n***a C.J, we pirate's you pai right
You bitch doing relays, busting in the ?
It's P.E, so if you pee-pee it's normal
She want the wee-wee, so we-we made a porno
She got on her knee-knee's and I skeet-skeet
She licked it all clean-clean (what a certified neat freak!)
Let me stop, I'm a good kid, walla
I got tricks to put the hop in Hip-Hop, n***a voila
You silly rabbits, you call yourself some fucking rappers
All I see is fucking faggots, who skipping backwards
All attack the, next to go like Dracula
Plus I know freaks that hold beef like spatulas
Bow down to your master; Joey
I said relax as she bring it back like she owe me

[Hook: Joey Bada$$]
N***a, we some motherfucking pirates (X2)
Tickle the koochy, sup running the booty
N***a, we some motherfucking pirates (X2)
Tickle the koochy, sup running the booty
Motherfucking pirate's on duty
[Verse 2: CJ Fly]
Address as a Captain tone, Kid from a happy home
Mom got that nice head, so I don't got a nappy dome
Pirated a few songs, but was never a bad child (sssh)
I guess, I'm a pirate minus the bad style (Fuck you)
Blasting the cannon the ? pirates ? ? ? ?
Product of my environment, fuck that I ain't denying it
Lying ass, lying in the nest with the lioness
CJ Fly, well connected like appliances
Buying for our desire, our closet full of designer shit
I fucked while she was planking
Thought that I've would save her 'cus she told me that she can't swim
Me and Joey taking over, surrender the booty
We want the gold, diamonds, pearls and all of your jewelry
She got some legs that can't close
Had you in the air now it's time to land ho'

[Hook: Joey Bada$$]
N***a, we some motherfucking pirates (X2)
Tickle the koochy, sup running the booty
N***a, we some motherfucking pirates (X2)
Tickle the koochy, sup running the booty
Motherfucking pirate's on duty