[Verse 1]
Well, they'll stone you when you're tryin' to be good
Stone you just like they said they would
Stone you when you're trying to go home
Stone you when you're there all alone

[Chorus]
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Everybody

[Verse 2]
Well, they'll stone you when you're walking on the street
Stone you when you're trying to keep to me
Stone you when you're there all alone
Stone you when you're trying to get stoned

[Chorus]
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Everybody must get stoned, yeah

[Verse 3]
They'll stone you at the breakfast table
Stone you when you are young and able
Stone you when you're trying to go to school
Stone you when you're playing pocket pool
[Chorus]
Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned, yeah
Everybody must get stone

[Verse 4]
They'll stone you and say that that's the end
Stone you and come back again
Stone you and they say that you're brave
Stone you when you're sittin' in your grave

[Chorus]
Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned, yeah
Everybody must get stoned
Talkin' about you
It's all about me too