[Verse 1]
To the best, to the best of our knowledge we
Are doing are best to fight technology
'Cause back when our parents were in college we
Weren't even born and neither were CD's
'Cause when our folks listened to their rock 'n roll
They'd gather 'round and play it on their turntables
But these days their records are all worthless
'Cause DJ's scratch their records on purpose

[Chorus]
So let's put this in a perspective
In the present day in which we live
It's all the same with all the kids
No one knows what vinyl is
'Cause they just burn the MP3's onto their stacks of blank CD's
And during all that arsony
Their records stay right in their sleeves

[Post-Chorus]
It's all the same with all the kids
'Cause no one knows what vinyl is

[Verse 2]
'Cause these days kids, they are so ignorant
They have no clue what to do with their 7 inch
They say, "It won't play, it's my CD player's fault!
I'll take it to the park and play some Frisbee golf
So, give me side A, give me side B
It really doesn't make any difference to me
I tried to burn it like all the CD's I get
But what the heck is all this melted plastic mess?"
[Chorus]
So let's put this in a perspective
In the present day in which we live
It's all the same with all the kids
No one knows what vinyl is
'Cause they just burn the MP3's onto their stacks of blank CD's
And during all that arsony
Their records stay right in their sleeves

[Post-Chorus]
It's all the same with all the kids
'Cause no one knows what vinyl is

[Chorus]
So let's put this in a perspective
In the present day in which we live
It's all the same with all the kids
No one knows what vinyl is