Violent Remark
Slurpee
[Intro]
(Slick Nugget)

[Chorus]
Slurpees everyday, they're the best drinks in the history
You don't wanna miss out, so you better save up all of your money
Rush into the store, and buy yourself that delicious drink
Don't waste your time on water, Slurpees are the best drink
Slurpees everyday, they're the best drinks in the history
You don't wanna miss out, so you better save up all of your money
Rush into the store, and buy yourself that delicious drink
Don't waste your time on water, Slurpees are the best drink

[Verse]
Slurpees on the Big Gulp, nah even further, Double Gulp
Let's bright up our day, all the flavors be bright as a light bulb
Slurpees on a hot sunny day, all the kids spending their money
They got their hands on these colorful drinks, they're so good in your tummy
Going outside and be in the playgrounds, sippin' Slurpees and they be acting insane
They be jumping around and they be running around, they just can't control their brains
But even better, let's cross the line, and drink all day until we get a Brain Freeze
Nah just kidding, I ain't that stupid, but still, I do really like Slurpees
Everyday kids would be sad, drinking boring water all day
But once this beautiful colorful drink was invented, kids be drinking this stuff everyday
No matter how young you are, Slurpees are the best for you to drink
Cherry red, blueberry blue, banana, strawberries, and watermelon pink
Bring that to school, they don't care, as long as you don't get sick
Bring it to lunch, enjoy your meal, and make sure to drink Slurpees quick
Because once you start to like Slurpees, you will never go back
To enjoy a delicious colorful drink that everybody in the world had!
[Chorus]
Slurpees everyday, they're the best drinks in the history
You don't wanna miss out, so you better save up all of your money
Rush into the store, and buy yourself that delicious drink
Don't waste your time on water, Slurpees are the best drink
Slurpees everyday, they're the best drinks in the history
You don't wanna miss out, so you better save up all of your money
Rush into the store, and buy yourself that delicious drink
Don't waste your time on water, Slurpees are the best drink

[Outro]
Slurpees are the greatest drinks. Whenever you have the time to go out on a hot day, and you have a few bucks laying around you, buy yourself a smoothie (Slurpee), because once you have a taste of that, you're gonna have yourself a crazy life