Another year over
Where do they go to
It’s a mystery
Now it’s December
So much to remember
Before Christmas eve

I’m already late
And my train is delayed
“disruption” on the line
I race into work
And the place is beserk
Yes it’s Christmas time

I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family
But right now
I don’t have time to breathe

The streets are chaotic
The shops idiotic
There’s a que for the que?!
A granny’s taking her time
At the front of the line
“91. 92”
There’s a party at work
And the manager’s twerking
Inappropriately
To top off the day
Another train is delayed
It’s a catastrophy

Christmas time is here
“I’d like to spend the time
With the ones I love so dear.”

I’m tryn’a find the greatest gift
I can give my family
I don’t have time, there’s only one of me

Tell me how do people do it all
I’ll never get it done
If only there was a way to be
In two places at once

If I wasn’t alone
What if I had a clone?
I could do so much more!
It would all be a breeze
With a couple more mes
I’d have time galore!
I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me

Now I can be with the boss
And empty out my inbox
Simultaneously
Leaving me time to spend
With my family and friends
Who are a part of me

I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me

I wanna find the greatest gift
I can give my family
The greatest gift that I can give is me