Ding Dong! Hello? Hello?
Crazy crafty, make me happy
Dodging haters, duck like daffy
Flow so sticky got em sappy
This beat be slappin, had to happen
Crafty crazy, rock like babies
Stones on carpet, iced like skating
Squad on deck and they all blazing
Making a mess and we feeling amazing
Making a dress out of old candy wrappers
Your old current reigning your new favorite rapper
Decked out in diamonds I'm shiny like lacquer
Your man is my toy and I play him like actors
Acting a fool, but I'm cool when it counts
I did a gig doubled up my allowance
I knock em dead, hid em under the ground
And then checked on em later like they lost and found
Need a new look for da big ol butt
Itty bitty titties in a pretty v-cut
I don't parTy, but I fuck with Teena
I mean Tika, when she kill em, grim reaper
Got looks so low we run em like sneakers
Trappin' them nappy ass wigs for the cheaper
Welcome to the drag trap, you need work we got that
Crib looks like a car crash, Making magic from trash
Knock on my door and I tell you to come in
Got socks in the oven...I bake em with lovin'
My crew be so wicked we look like a coven
Welcome to the drag trap, you need work we got that
Crib looks like a car crash, Making magic from trash
Slick like a villain I'm feelin my cunning
I'm spilling tea on em for fun and
I kept it 100, ru gave me 100
Yeah that's how I done it
Small space, Big dreams, I mean the shit can be messy
Hallways lingerie-littered from bitches undressing
All the gays know my place, they stopping by for my blessing
Always set the pace, I don't do no stutter stepping
I'm stressing these lessons on lessers I test em I question the system and turn it out
If I'm under pressure and need a refresher I snatch up my matches burn it out
These bitches at leisure, all whiny and lazy, they don't do no work while I work it out
They can't book a job so I take em with pleasure and cash in their checks just to earn amounts
...Bigger than you
Cuz I got big balls, tuck em like OOOOH
On my sidewalk I'm getting tattooed
8 bitches in the bathroom boofing Malibu
I got the snobs on cringe like EWWWW
But I'm a hot meal, sip me like soup
Don't hate on the taste if it ain't cool
Cuz I can make hot shit outta hot glue
Welcome to the drag trap, you need work we got that
Crib looks like a car crash, Making magic from trash
Knock on my door and I tell you to come in
Got socks in the oven...I bake em with lovin'
My crew be so wicked we look like a coven
Welcome to the drag trap, you need work we got that
Crib looks like a car crash, Making magic from trash
Slick like a villain I'm feelin my cunning
I'm spilling tea on em for fun and
I kept it 100, ru gave me 100
Yeah that's how I done it
Welcome to the drag trap
Doing dark magic
Gettin' all dolled up like a voodoo doll
We don't have to bother going to the mall
Buyin' bags full of stones and then we weigh em out
Buyin' bags full of bones and then we lay em out
We lickin tubes of glue tryin' to get high
Huffin' that spray paint feelin' so fly
Cooking drag that's so dope it pays all the bills
We got our Thots and you know that they Killz
We are the drag rats
Making drag from scraps
House full of dogs and cats
On that doggie Prozac
It's a craft zone bitch! That's a splash zone bitch
Watch out for my drag mom she's a real witch
Watch out for that crossfire from my glue gun
Recycling fashion has never been so fun! Yay!