You're not the tallest, or the strongest, or the fastest, or the cleverest
Legends last long, but not forever so remember this
We're all together, so don't be frightened, he who knows least is most enlightened
It might be that ignorance is bliss, it's inherently ridiculous we even exist
So why be inconspicuous, a reasonable risk just to give it all in it's as easy as this
Isn't that all better, better than a core setter when it's all pall bearers
We're all aware of all of life's pleasures and how little time's left
Let's all hold treasure
Set sail, all crew, all weather
Odd individuals look awesome together

Celebrate your oddities, your work, your sexuality
Celebrate your urges, celebrate humanity, celebrate your fetishes
My message is clear, there's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird
Celebrate your oddities, your actual insanity, celebrate your birth, celebrate humanity, celebrate your everything and let me be clear
There's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird

Don't be beaten by the bullies, or the bigots, or the bosses, or the system, or the sods in their boxes and their offices
Don't let them silly sausages say your mission is preposterous, and if they demolish it, repolish it

Climb on top, life is yours to conquer, plant your flag, roar like a monster
Hooray for small joy, rise and shine, make time for a (lion?), make time for wine
Make time for fine nights, it's our ship to charter
No ones on their death bed wishing they worked harder

More wagging, less barking
All in the spotlight, none in the margin
More unicorns and a lot less trolls
We'll never rest, and we'll never get old
We'll never get gold, but the air's so fresh
Just be you, I'm incredibly impressed

Celebrate your oddities, your work, your sexuality
Celebrate your urges, celebrate humanity, celebrate your fetishes
My message is clear, there's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird
Celebrate your oddities, your actual insanity, celebrate your birth, celebrate humanity, celebrate your everything and let me be clear
There's no such thing as normal, everybody's​ weird