[Intro: Jake]
Oh, my guardian
My tears don't fall like they did back then
Mama's champion
I haven't lost, but I have never won

[Verse 1: Jake]
I was swept right off my feet
Searching for a love that isn't real
A blind man's eyes could see
It's far too vague to even mean
Something

[Verse 2: Jake]
Charmed by self-righteous men who fear their insignificance
I'm becoming it

[Pre-Chorus: Jake]
Oh, the modern man
Prideful son and the family band
Sam's girl's fully spread
I swear I'll laugh myself to death

[Chorus: Jake]
Oh, my guardian
Oh, my guardian
Oh, my guardian
Oh, my guardian