Shittin' big dicks, that guy just took a shot
Why is he wearing a tank top?
I just wanna go to Wendy’s

Bitch, look at Google Maps
I wanna get fat
From freakin' flurries and burgers
Where's the napkin at?

Why is there sticky shit on my face?

I wanna call somebody
But I don’t know how to use my fingers
I want to go get some chili
But I don't like Red Hot Chili Peppers

Look at these boots, they're giving me blisters
Look at that pooch, I'm gonna go kiss her (mwah)
Jesus was a man that a lot of people stan
But TBH, I don't think his message was on brand
Penis is in Gatorade
No, Venus is in retrograde
Maybe I'm just sad ‘cause I don't let my feelings marinate
I'm a steak