[Verse 1]
It's time to join the conga line
That's been growing since the dawn of time
Homo habilis, shortly outwit us
By using sticks and stones
It's the circle of life, the ant mill for mammals
Wondering why? Here's a couple examples:
Fire, belief systems, open-toed shoes
Uh, free will

[Verse 2]
As you abuse the virgin for her oil
Break her back and dry her soil
Frack too hard, you'll get screwed royally
Now I know what you are thinking, "Get some help and stop your drinking."
But addictions are affliction, man would kill for a prescription
Our compulsion to keep using tells us that our life's worth losing

[Bridge]
I am not a nihilist
Just one productive hedonist

[Verse 3]
It went from Nazareth to Hollywood
The gospel of our childhood
These prophets are unqualified
To herd the sheep with woolen eyes
It's any crook they heed
They are gluttons for their feed
So I guess it's up to me
To set them fuckers free
Class defined by classrooms
With no ceilings made with glass to breakthrough
It's stairs compared to elevators
Faith's what pays the educators
[Verse 4]
What is obsolete like phrenology
It's our ponyless economy
So we jump-start a war and hope it works like before
Then lose the data we store to some prick from offshore
Don't let your delusion
Cause the union's dissolution
Loosened lips sinks mighty ships
It's your open beaks that start the leak

[Bridge]
Friendly fascist
Self-proclaimed advocates
Dictating what is socially blasphemous

[Verse 5]
The foundation for identity
Meets cultural validity
So don't ask for permission, gender isn't a religion
If you want something then use your words don't govern mine to feel secure


[Outro]
I don't know why I'm doing any of this
These lyrics are completely pointless
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