[Verse 1]
Well if you wanted honesty, you came to the right place
Though Applejack's a background horse
Please don't get mad, it's better off this way
For every garbage meme, the DA spaghetti I've seen
Remember when my parents found my Rainbow Dash rule 63?

[Chorus 1]
But I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
It's ironic

[Verse 2]
What will it take to show you that we're different from furries?
I've told you time and time again just watch the show
I swear it's not cringy!
Ponies are really sick, I've stuck with them through thin and thick
Don't look at my page on FiMfic, unless you're into giant dicks

[Chorus]
But I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I like mare ass
[Bridge]
Forget about vids on RedTube, explicit on Derpibooru
Turn up that movie soundtrack
I have a "chance" but I call it Big Mac
I'm not gay
I'm not gay

I'm not gay no
(Kinda gay)
I'm not gay no
(Dude, you're totally fucking gay)
But you really need to listen to me!
'Cause jacking it to Braeburn once doesn't make you fucking gay!
Pfftt whatever

[Chorus]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I swear I'm not gay, it doesn't make you fucking gay
Not gay
I'm not gayyyyy

[Outro]
(That was the gayest shit I've ever heard)