[Verse 1]
Wednesday's panties on a Friday night
Drive-in movie and I'm gettin' mine
Bounce that '93 Honda Civic
Stacked in the back and he's all up in it

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't want to meet your Mom, such an epic fail
Order up your bride from the fuckin' mail
And your profile pic? It's not even you
I'm reading 6 foot 3, more like 5'2"

[Chorus]
Down, down, down
Duh, duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh, duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh, I'm down

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Everybody get some
Cherry candy, yum, yum
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Even on the first date
Goin' straight to third base
[Verse 2]
Swinging in the tree house, Donkey Kong
Tarzan screaming, "Baby give me some!"
Paper bag bitch busted in the face
But got that bomb dick, not a total waste

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't want to meet your Mom, such an epic fail
Order up your brow from the fuckin' mail
And your profile pic? It's not even you
I'm reading 6 foot 3, more like 5'2"

[Chorus]
Down, down, down
Duh, duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh, duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh, I'm down

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Everybody get some
Cherry candy, yum, yum
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Even on the first date
Goin stright to third base
[Bridge]
D T F, I'm down
D T F, I'm down
D T F, I'm down
D T F, I'm down

[Chorus]
Down, down, down
Duh, duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh, duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh, I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh, I'm down

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Everybody get some
Cherry candy, yum, yum
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, oh
Even on the first date
Goin stright to third base