Goodness gracious
Big brows in the mansion, spacious
Got a posh ting and her back's bodacious
Never talks slow, she's so loquacious

Real fanatic
Go to the gym but I'm still an asthmatic
Crowd goes wild, emphatic
Money up like cash in the attic

Jovial
Alex Horne, that's the homey, yo
Is that euphoria?
Is it me or did we just get hornier?

I'm on Taskmaster
I'm like Greg but I rap faster
And when he raises his specs, that can only mean one thing: sex