[Intro: Unknown P]
Voddy oddy lime and soda
England-

[Verse 1: Unknown P and The Geezer]
England's free, lockdowns over
Wetherspoons with Dan and Paula
Voddy oddy lime and soda
San Miguel but no coronas (you what?)
Need a coaster
Love the pub like Kel loves orange soda
So drunk, might need a chaueffer
Free up the tipple, like no bra (cheers!)
One more mimosa
Raising a glass, wingardium leviosa
Sorry your drink got spilt over
Losing my vision like Wanda
Your girl wanna make me her mister
Lemonade in one hand
White girl wining on me
Now I call that a white wine spritzer
I could've been the prime minister
Outside - gin and tonic
Me and my darg
Wallace and Gromit
Fill up a glass
Unknown P and a geezеr
What the rass?
[Verse 2: The Geezer and Unknown P]
I'm a geezer
BAFTA winner (oh yеah?)
Tell wray and nephew to join me for dinner ([?])
Wavy guy, but I'm far from a swimmer (Michael Phelps)
Rice and peas goes well with my dinner
I said: "Julie" (Julie, Julie)
"Yeah I love you, truly"
On the karaoke she's a cutie (Go on then, go on then)
"Sort out your bra" (Sort out your bra)
We can see your booby (booby, booby!)
Cans, I'll have a couple (Mmm)
Sherry, make it a double
Me and P, we're in a bubble
12th of April, it's trouble