[Intro]
(It wasn't me!)

[Chorus 1]
The Sun newspaper caught me red-handed
Creeping with the Tory next door (Oh-oh, it wasn't me)
Said she wanted some of that Matt Han-Cock
Banging on my Downing Street door
How could I forget I wasn't wearing any PPE?
Though she hasn't had her vaccination
She got a little prick from me

[Verse 1]
Mr. Hancock, tell me
Are you high?
Are you bunning?
Having an affair?
This guy is trying to be cunning
They should call him 'Dominic'
Because he's always cumming
When he sees the Sky News crews
This man is running
Can't believe this man is Health Secretary
Fondling the bunda - caught in 4K
Having an affair
Tryna do a Boris J
Two-metre distance apart?
No way! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus 2]
The Sun newspaper caught me red-handed
Creeping with the Tory next door (Oo-ee, it wasn't me)
Said she wanted some of that Matt Han-Cock
Banging on my Downing Street door (Oo-oo)
How could I forget I wasn't wearing any PPE?
Though she hasn't had her vaccination
She got a little prick from me