[Intro: The Geezer]
(You what, you what?)
[?]

[Verse 1: Unknown P]
Man got punched on a Judy one (bugger off)
On the Tune I'm a Looney one
Strong and rich, like a Nespresso (ahh)
Man's on a George Clooney one
She wanna take a quick pic
On a Wayne Rooney one
Cheeeese!
Halloumi one (delicious)
Kiss, your girl blew me one

[Verse 2: The Geezer]
Accumulator, 2 to 1
Coupla' cans, do me one
Phone hacking?
That's The Sun
Got my Julie, she's the one
Dragon Stout, Magnum
Pie and mash, sausage one
Hard dough bread
Cheese bun
Lottery ticket
Look, I've won
[Verse 3: Unknown P]
Played 4 girls on a Toby one (hahaha)
Blue saber, Obi-Wan (mmm)
All of the drip's authentic (bling)
It's Genuine - Pony one (*horse neigh*)
And I jump on the beat like a pogo
Got a hairline shaped like a MOBO
They say "P, you're the best hands down like the time Dave posed for a photo"

[Verse 4: The Geezer]
String vest on a pointless one (bap)
Wine your bumper, shake your bum (bop)
Bit of banter, bit of fun (you what?)
Elephant Man, Give Dem a Run (what are you looking at?)
Having a laugh?
You want some?
Come outside, you'll get done
Moving mad, Hugo one
Furthermore: suck your mum